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ETHAN
(cunning smile)
I learn from the best (points finger
with both hands to Johnny and Tracy)

TIMMY
(to Ethan)
Okay..So when you do find your
target..you gonna tell Allison
that you been fucking a cadaver??

JOHNNY
Yeah man! Tell her the truth!!
nothing hurts more than the
truth..

TRACY
Or you can use my incest line!!

ROB
(to Ethan)
No man..don’t EVER use the incest
line..between those two, telling
her you been fucking a cadaver
would be.......funnier..

ETHAN
When has telling a girl you wanna
break up with her even been funny??

JOHNNY
Well..Tracy dump Sharon with a
smile on his face..

ETHAN
He used the fucking incest line..
ON the PHONE. IN FRONT OF US..
how was that not funny??

DAVION
(to Ethan)
Okay whatever..show us the incest
line

ETHAN
(sighs)
Allison..my feelings for you is
like brother and sister..so..its
weird..(takes a long pause and
look at Tracy) HOW?? Did Sharon
bought this??

TRACY
(grins)
Shitting dumbness...and its not
my fault she trust me with all
her heart right??

ETHAN
So basically..unless the girl
is shitting dumb..don’t use
the line right?? Allison is
a fucking straight A student..

TRACY
(confidently)
You didn’t let me finish...
YES..the girl gotta be
shitting dumb..

JOHNNY
Well..you gotta be SERIOUSLY
shitting dumb too, to use a
line like that..

The whole table starts laughing at the remark and Tracy retorts

TRACY
(laughing)
(flashes the middle finger
to Johnny)
What the fuck??!?!!?

DAVION
(still laughing)
Now try that necrophilia thing..

Ethan takes a moment to think of what he wants to say, after about 10 seconds he turns back to them

ETHAN
I’ll tell her..’You are like
a dead fish’, then I point to
something on her back and say
‘what’s that??’ and when she
turns around to see..I run
away..

JOHNNY
(disgusted)
You fucking lamer..

Rob, Davion, Timmy and Tracy both flashes the L word on their forehead with their right hand