I know..I know..you all are going
to say that Ethan junior is not up
to the task..bla bla bla..but I am
not kidding man..
The 5 of them burst out laughing again
(still laughing)
(impersonating Allison)
Is it in yet??
The laughter continues
HA HA HA..hey guys I’m serious..
(laughing)
We’re serious too..(put on a
serious face) Ethan...your
dick is small
They continue laughing
Okay..lets assume if Ethan
junior is NOT the problem..
which of course I doubt..
(looks at Ethan with curiosity)
....she doesn’t move???
(emphasizing)
I am not fucking kidding you man..
if I went to Peter’s house..catch
one of his dad’s koi and made out
with it..the fish would have given
me more reaction..
Another moment of awkward silence takes place
(cheeky smile)
So in other words..you would rather
make out with a fish??
(long pause)
(emphasizing)
Dude..metaphor..
The table gets a little serious
(looks around the table)
But why do I get a feeling
its because...
Rob flashes his pinky finger to all of them on the table indicating that Ethan junior is just THAT long, the table of 6 starts laughing again
(to Rob)
Hey!! A small dick is a disability,
don’t make fun of it..
(shakes his head in
disgust to Rob)
Tsk..tsk..tsk..you might as well laugh
at a person on a wheel chair..
The table of 6 starts laughing again
(to Ethan)
So you made up your mind already??
A long ass time ago..I just need
a good enough reason to end it
with her..
When you say reason..you meant it
as in reason reason?? Or you need
a new target reason??
(to Rob)
What do you think?? I’ll be single
if I dump her out of the blues like
that man..
Rob nods
True..not a risk worth taking..
(impersonation a girl)
What a bastard..
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